Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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