We're facebook friends in real life
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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