Midget sex pt 2 tonight
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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