I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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