1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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