You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
This is the high leading the old right now
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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