Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Success! We fucked roommates!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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