These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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