my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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