Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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