porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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