; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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