with your own penis?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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