My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think your dad took our porno
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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