I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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