He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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