oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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