So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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