Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
