I swear she didn't look like that last week.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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