you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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