what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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