Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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