Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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