I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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