im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
send nudes
from the living room?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
