I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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