tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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