sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I party with great urgency now.
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