Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you inspire me to be a worse person
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Randomize
