I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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