I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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