My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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