we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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