Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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