i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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