hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Where did you get a picture of my penis
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
