Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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