we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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