yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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