Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I think I just sharted jello shots
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