whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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