I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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