You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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