He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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