D3 body, D1 cock
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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