Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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