Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Oh god it's open bar.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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