these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
