I love black thongs
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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