are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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