he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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