I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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